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Last Online: Jul 8th, 2014
|So I work as a nanny. I love my job, I make my living playing with a wonderful 2 year old girl all day. I could not have asked for a better occupation. We found ABCmouse.com about a 3 months ago. This website makes it so easy for younger children to learn, and she's come so far in that short time.|
That being said, this little girl will not shut up now. Everything statement is proceeded by "but why?!" Children are our future, whatever, but I just want some fucking peace and quiet to drink my coffee without that little fucker in my ear asking why Princess Elsa can't make it warmer. I don't fucking know. I'm not a doctor. Fuck you ABC mouse.
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|Being a strong woman who know's what she wants, I put hours of work in to my match.com profile. I'm ready for a husband, a family, and the life I've always dreamed of.|
The first week I was on the site, I got a message notification. I'd had a few before that, but for whatever reason, this one spoke to me, and I replied immediately.
Now three weeks in, I'm engaged to marry a real life Prince, and only had to spend a few thousand dollars to help him get his passport back after he had it stolen while doing charity work in Kenya.
|Bored of the internet? You've come to the right place. Literally thousands of lists and viral videos to waste time that could be spent doing something productive. Extremely useful for procrastination. At a bar and need to pretend like you're doing something productive on your phone to avoid social interaction? Download the app!!
|I feel as though I might have learned more from wikipedia than I did in years and years of public school. To be fair, I have a sneaking suspicion that many of my teachers were drunk most of the time, but that's to be expected growing up in the midwest. But need information on the civil war for a term paper? Wikipedia. Need to know how to dispose of a body? Wikipedia.|
That being said, it's also a website where anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject.
|I signed up for OK Cupid for the same reason anyone does. Having sex with strangers. |
It went well for a while, would go out for dinner and make trite conversation, maybe get a little over the pants action. I was happy with that.
And then a year ago I got a message. We had no mutual friends. Awesome. They seemed hot and kind of dumb. Also awesome.
Fast forward to now. We've been together a year and are madly in love. I've never felt like this about anyone, and could not be happier. You failed me, OK Cupid.
|The best way to keep a secret is to share it with everyone on the internet.
|If I could rate this zero stars, I would. |
I was planning a special night with my man, and thought, "why not change things up?"
I picked up a cosmo at my local newsstand, and took it home, poured a glass of wine, and started taking notes on how to "Spice things up in the bedroom"
Turns out, popping a handful of pop rocks in your mouth before going downtown on your man is not only extremely painful for both parties, but can cause a very violent reaction that landed us in the ER at 2 am.
They declined to pay our medical bills.
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